I finally decided that
the clogged and overflowing toilet can wait for once, and everyone needs
to know about the wonders of the poor man's MP5 anyways, so here goes...
A lot of people see
the UZI as the "Poor man's MP5." True, but not true. Both have
the same stock performance (small battery, 220-rnd. hi-cap, folding stock,
etc), but picking the UZI was, at least for me, a matter of what looked
better. To start, the UZI does not have the ergonomics of the HK gun, and
the stock isn't exactly out of the way when folded in. The HK MP5 A5 stock
just seems to disappear when slid back in, but both guns are based on the
real-steel, so Marui isn't to blame. The safety catch is easy to reach but,
like the magazine catch, wasn't designed with left-handed people in mind.
Remember, this gun originated from the Middle East... the culture there
dictates that you eat with your right hand & wipe your @$$ with the
left, so not many people there are lefties. Still, lefties here have told
me that it isn't really a problem since they use their index finger to switch
it. The sights are a pain, but I didn't care for the sights on my old SD5
either... I just don't like peep sights. Doesn't matter, nobody aims with
this gun anyways; this thing was designed for "dumping" BB's.
That leads to the next issue...
Performance:
like most AEG's its size, proper hop-up insures that the .25's fly out straight
for about 100 feet. The 220-rnd. mag doesn't do the EG1000R motor any justice,
and the AK-type battery dies after three or four mags. So, bring several
hi-caps and another battery. Given the ROF & the fact that this is a
close-in weapon, I'm gonna lay off of upgrading it for now. Well, that and
the fact that I'm not comfy with popping open this new mechabox design.
It's made of some sort of weird composite plastic, and anything higher than
a stick spring is a very bad idea. Oh, the mechabox! Forget that "Real-Shock"
rubbish. You won't notice it after the first three mags. No kick at all,
probably because all that metal absorbs it. For those interested in the
gun's composition, the usual parts are metal (cocking handle, hi-cap, stock,
trigger, etc.), but the added bonus is that the receiver cover & sights
are as well. The gun certainly has some heft to it. I suggest getting a
sling. Now to shoot people with it on the field...
The field I play at
in Kaneohe is a nice mix of thick ferns, heavily tangled vines, open "speedball"
terrain, and semi-dense woods. With the exception of the open field, the
gun shines. I keep the stock out most of the time, I just love it! It aims
very well with the stock out. It is also comforting to know that if needed,
I can just stick it out around the corner and spray who ever is there. I've
been in tight spots with a guy three feet away from me and could not figure
out for the life of me, how I was gonna get my AK or M3 up & shoot him
before getting nailed myself. There is comfort in knowing that the stream
of BB's from this little gun will saw through light vegetation (ferns, grasses,
etc.), and guys behind barriers on the speedball field can expect something
to get through the holes.With a sling, you can climb up a tree and stay
well-hidden. I took an XM up a tree once and spent half the time sticking
leaves in it to conseal it.
Customizing:
Okay, there are guys out there wondering about this, and one of the guys
on the team I play with was nagging me to get the RIS for it, but... nahhh.
Maybe later. I think that customizing should be left to full-size battle
rifles & shotguns. I don't mean to offend anyone, but people putting
scopes and suppressors on MP5 K's & PDW's just seems silly to me...
SMG's should just be left stock. So to conclude, get this gun for the hell
of it. If you don't have a lot of cash, opt for something that needs less
batteries & hi-caps. For anyone else looking to stand out from the MP5
crowd, this just might be your ticket. Well, until the P90 hi-caps come
out. Until then, I'm using my UZI.
by
David Jones (aka Inferno)