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THE NCO SAFETY RULE
It is clear from the Gulf, Bosnian, and Kosovan operational theatres, that too few of our troops are properly suited for Service Life. To correct this failing, the NCO SAFETY RULE and the NCO IMMEDIATE ACTION DRILL are reproduced below. They are to be included in any future edition of 'Survive To Skive'. Service personnel are required to be familiar with this drill, in the same way that they are expected to know the Chemical Safety Rule.
IF YOU -
- EXPERIENCE a b*ll*cking of any kind
- SIGHT hostile or unfreindly high-flying Sergeants,
- SEE
- suspected
- mental
- sadistic and/or
- deranged
- SMELL a rat
- Notice SYMPTOMS in yourself or others, such as
- Dimness of virtue,
- Irritation of the eardrum
- Sudden heartaches
- Tightness of the B*ll*cks
- Running feet
Assume it is an NCO attack, and carry out the NCO Immediate Action Drill.
THE NCO IMMEDIATE ACTION DRILL
- Assume standing foetal position, with one leg wrapped around the other, curled in as tight a ball as you can, wrapping your arms (in protection position) around your head.
- Scream in terror.
- Do not relax this position until the attack has ceased, or until told to do so by your local commander (that's anyone below the rank of Sergeant, by the way) that it is safe to do so.
This amendment care of RED SYNDICATE, RMP(v) Basic Provost Course Number 88, Longmoor camp, 4th through 18th November 1990.