gazchap Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 BBC South Asia News Report My word... what is the world coming to? Link to post Share on other sites
McMadkat Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 hmm lets hope CA get their M249 out soon......otherwise full auto G26c it is.. Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Oh noes ze zombies ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. Shame, that would have been quite a laugh and it would have mean't my dream coming true Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted April 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Fake ... :/ See, doesn't exist, check URL's. =) Oh come on, you're spoiling it for everyone else You edit your post and I'll edit mine Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Fake or not, get the shotguns. We wax the guy who put up the article, or we get us some zombies! Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Quick! There's one! SLOT 'IM! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 I like your thinking cinder!! Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Quick! There's one! SLOT 'IM! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Run you fool, no weapon we posess could stop the govenator! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 aiiiiie the gonvernator !!!! .............*hides* Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Quick where's T? Mr T: Quit yo jibba jabba foo! Governator is a P**sy boy compared to me sucka! (Throws Governator and Zombies Helluva far!) Mr T: Remember kids, drink yo milk, don't get on no plane Foo and Respect your mother! Edit: Still one of the funniest.... Mr T Vs Resident Evil Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Governator Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Ohh *beep*, no more airsoft. Real steel for me! Eek! *Grabs Assult rifle and .45 and hides* Link to post Share on other sites
Ubar Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 TOP SOUTH ASIA STORIES NOW Syrian troops vacate Lebanese HQ Saudi Prince meets Bush at summit Rafsanjani hints at Iran poll bid Amnesty: W Bank farms poisoned whaaaat Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 I've been telling everyone about zombies for years! Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 heh Im pretty sure some people in work thought it was real... Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 It wasn't real :S? Lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Shin_Kudo Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Solanum...... Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 *come's in dresed in tac gear caring baseball bat and fully tooled*..... what?, oh its a fake, *takes of shoes* Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 that Mr T is helluva tough... zombies? Finally, something that will make the world realise that us airsofters arn't just sad, pathetic loners, cuddling our toy guns and pretending to be soldiers on the weekend. time we showed those numpties how its done. Remember, Zombies don't wear safety goggles!!! We can Take 'em!! *grabs glock and colt python and dives out of the window* Link to post Share on other sites
PrivateCobb Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 What the hell are you guys doing? You are all realy gay! Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 I'd like a pet zombie, good fun to take for walkies. I can put a hockey mask on it to stop it from biting people, And some thick mittens on his hands to stopå it from scratching people. I had one once, it was called Malfred. We had great fun together. Got a bit smelly after a month, due to it falling apart. I still remembered how people got scared and ran away from me and my pet zombie Malfred. One question on the side, I planted some Landmines in my back garden 2months ago, The mine trees haven't grown yet, how long does it usually take for one to grow. All they seem to do is blow up when something touches it, poor Malfred Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 PrivateCobb. here's another classic example of why Arniesairsoft has a flavour all of its own. We like to have a bit of a laugh ever now and then- if this involves being ridiculous, all the better. We have, through dint of much effort, gathered to ourselves the silliest, most flippant and farce-loving airsofters the world has to offer. We have given them a safe place to be silly together. we, incidentally, play airsoft every couple of weeks, and we hoard toy guns. understanding and embracing this is the key to a long and happy arniesairsoft experience. plus calling people gay as a form of derogation simply isn't on. Link to post Share on other sites
FL_Racer Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 private cobb, i cant believe your still here, lol i thought this was real for a sec. didnt have to get my hopes up like that! Link to post Share on other sites
Thomme Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 I thought it was dead serious... I was like, "WHERE'S MA' SHOTGUN!?" and then I saw the URL... and died a little inside. Link to post Share on other sites
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