snake_goth Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 me and BigD_sealteamxxl where bord last night and had nothing beter to do so, heres sods law's of airsoft... -when your pinned down, the enemy will have a drum mag -when you hear "FZZSHHHHH" and its getting louder, RUN! -if you can see them, they can see you -by the time you've said your location and situation over the radio you wont need that backup -if you play urban, get a friggin helmet -if you can't see them, doesn’t mean they can't see you -mag’s fall downwards -if you see tracers, don't stand there and go "oohhh pwitty" DUCK! -if every one in-front of you starts parting, go with them..... or duck -Never draw incoming fire, it irritates those around you. -Black is NOT camouflage. -Just because they aren't shooting, doesn't mean they aren't there. -If you are in a bunker and someone tells you your are being shot at, don’t stand up and ask where from. You will be shot as well. -If the s**t has hit the fan, and you are out of ammo, improvise. -Incoming Fire has right of way. Always. -Shouting "they're over there" over the radio doesn't work. -Teams who charge into enemy fire will spend more time in the safe zone. -The man with the biggest hi-cap does not always win. -use noobs as cover/fodder -there is no I in team, but if you look close, there is a 'me' -there’s is also no I in 'AIRSOFT'... o wait there is EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF -stick with the guy with the 203 -make sure he has ammo too -snipers have to move some time (to scratch, ######, or run away) -you will never see the guy who shoot's you, but you will however, feel him -little plastic balls hurt more on skin -follow the sounds of "OW! OW! OW! HIT!" -incoming fire, colour and pain may vary -tracers don’t mean u can see in the dark -just they know where there shooting from -players who wear glasses aren’t always pro’s -players who wear paintball masks aren’t always noob’s -flash bangs, lightsticks and flexicuffs don’t mean anything -its not the gun is the ammo in the mag -the man with the biggest and badest gun doesn’t always win, usually means he drinks like a horse -Gucci is not a kit manufacture -its not the guy behind the sights its weather its a high cap -kit means nothing ammo means everything -TRAINERS NOT ALLOWED -a silencer doesn’t mean its silent -just as you storm a room your hi-cap will unwind your battery will die and your goggles will fog -leafs aren’t cover, just something to hide behind -1bb times 3 or more = SHOTGUN -TM shotguns = sniper rifles in disguise -a box mag can ruin your day -airsofters my look hard but there really gentle giants *points at rhino* -welcome to airsoft, please prepare for debt -its not bout the kits is bout the rich ###### wearing it -friendly fire still hurts -beware of exploding carrots -green fee has nothing to do with the colour -if outnumbered, your usually out-gunned -Airsoft; no military experience required -EXCEL rule -that brand spanking new £400 gun WILL stop working on its first game -hop-up means allot -coke beats Pepsi -all airsofters drink tea -you will learn to love 'rocket fuel' brand coffee -all airsofters take there coffee black -Green gas smells nice -your hands WILL at leased once get covered in mud, grease, silicone spray and green gas all at the same time -camo is not needed but advised -'real tree camo' only works on animals -the safe zone is where u make friends, on the field friendship means nothing -never stop to 'think' -shooting at the hip only 'looks good' -in airsoft, the guy with no gear, a paintball mask and Springer can still win -looks mean nothing, tactics mean everything -just because he has a sniper rifle, and says he's a sniper, doesn’t make him one -if someone SERIOSLY intends to use a super 90 rifle you have full permission to beat him to death with it, which will only be 2 hits before it falls apart -real snipers only need one mag -ghillie suits make u look like bigfoot -in the safezone the guy with the ghillie is the guy drinking like a horse -snipers and support gunners love each other... really... I’m not kidding.... serious -you may have millions of mags, but you only have one gun -the mag always fall feeder side down... in the mud... -mk5's = grenades LEARN IT -pyro’s means you got cash not that your hard -glocks DONT have metal lowers -no one cares if you stink at a skirmish -usually wearing dpm's covered in mud and caring 2 big bags nabs you seats on busses and trains -that new ringtone you just got can get you shot -when the s**t hits the fan, make sure your the one throwing it created by snake goth and BigD_sealteamxxl. comments will be accepted flames will be ignored and please add your own Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Heh, not bad. Just needs to be typed legibly now Link to post Share on other sites
BigD_SealTeamXXL Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 heehee yea snake goth i jus came up with some of the ideas Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Not bad. Sounds rather like my "10 ways to win a skirmish" ruleset from long ago Click here to guarantee victory (Note: This page only has been opened to public access - links will not work from the page) Link to post Share on other sites
ƒoo Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 rofl, that kept be laughing for a few mins. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 by the time you've said your location and situation over the radio you wont need that backup Amen to that. There's nothing more upsetting than relaying your position and the amount of enemy incoming, only to hear the reply, *crzzzzh* "What?" Gah! Link to post Share on other sites
Thomme Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 words to live by, but you should also add: - the first time you use your brand new Star 30 round magazines someone WILL ask you to lay down cover fire. also: - when you need to conserve ammo most is when you start missing targets. Those are what I've found to be true Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted May 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 HAHA those are good thomme, ill add them to the list, keep em comeing Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Your TaQ light bulb will always blow as you round the corner in that pitch black corridor full of enemy. The day you just bought one bag of BB's to a skirmish is the day you drop it on the floor before the first round. You will be the one to ND in the safety zone Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 You will be the one to ND in the safety zone <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *brings back memories of stern, beardy men at Spectre Urban* I never NDed, but someone did, if I remember rightly Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 ND??? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Negligent discharge Like many (terribly sad, clearly) users do when browsing the 'girls and guns' thread... Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 You know what, now you say it it seems perfectly easy to figure that out. I have just realise that I haven't had any caffiene today. At all. Can't be good. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 -coke beats pepsi <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Duh. Link to post Share on other sites
bear33t Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 snake_goth can I repost that list on my sit when I get it up and runnng again? I will be sure to give full credit to you and the forum... bear33t Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted May 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 shure Link to post Share on other sites
BigD_SealTeamXXL Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 ill second that (as i did give input ) Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 "there is no I in team, but if you look close, there is a 'me'" " No I in team? There's no U either. So if I'm not on the team, and You're not on the team.....no one's on the god d@mn team! the team sucks!" -Church; RvB Season 3 Link to post Share on other sites
El_Boomo Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 theres also an i in pie, as in meat pie. and team is an anagram of meat. for all those that decide spray deoderant is a must on overnite games... - when in the field, smell like a field. Link to post Share on other sites
Kosac Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 Some of those rules are too true Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 *-when your revolver has only one shot, but you have a full Glock 19, DO NOT say 'leme storm that room plz' as your glock mag will disapear in a puddle of mus and you will miss with the revolver. -if you have thort of a cunning plan DO NOT say it to every one in the safe zone, wait untill your team is allone -allways bring a pepsi bottle full of water just to make sure everyone knows that you hate pepsi -allways bring lots of water so you dont dehidrate **-when you get a cool new GBB pistol so youll be fine if your AEG runs out of ammo/breaks and only one spare mag your AEG will, i repeat will, stop functioning and you will suddenly be aware of the cool feture in GBBs where the slide stays back when out of BBs **-if you made your own holster for your M93r/socom/desert eagle it you will find yourself using your dump pouch as a holster **-if you made your AEG sling yourself you will find yourself putting it down alot (would it be blasphemy for me to say i like pepsi) .... ... ... -never say you like pepsi, even if you do *i saw this happen **this happened to me Link to post Share on other sites
whiplash Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 theres also an i in pie, as in meat pie. and team is an anagram of meat. for all those that decide spray deoderant is a must on overnite games... - when in the field, smell like a field. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i think you mean there is no I in team but there is an I in pie, in meat pie and an anagram of meat is team.........i dunno what hes talking about" Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Ghost_riders sods laws of airsoft:- Madley's law: Buying a second AEG seems like a good plan, but so long as you have two, niether will suffer any form of mechanical issue. However, as soon as you sell one, the other will start to act up. Anderson's Law. Running around with two pistols does not, unfortunately, make you Neo. HM's law. When doing room clearance traning, your partner WILL almost certainly shoot you in the back of the head. If this occurs, it is a perfectly acceptable response to shoot them in the crotch. Ninja's law; The one time you need to be stealthy is the time you trip and land on your face. Pyro's law: The one time you really really need pyro is when the mk5 fails to spark. Link to post Share on other sites
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