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A thread for all the "How many X does it take to screw in a lightbulb" jokes!

 

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. But they have to be very small.

 

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know.

THAT'S RIGHT! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, YOU CAN'T EVER KNOW!

 

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But the bulb has to WANT to change.

 

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They hold the lightbulb up and the world revolves around them.

 

How many WA owners does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb. Obviously, our requirements from lightbulbs differ. Whilst opbviously you prefer a to get light, I prefer a good-looking bulb with realistic trades.

 

Any more?

 

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How many WA owners does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb. Obviously, our requirements from lightbulbs differ. Whilst opbviously you prefer a to get light, I prefer a good-looking bulb with realistic trades.

 

:D:D:D:D:D

 

How many WA owners does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

Takes two. One to make sure the glass on the bulb is "heavyweight" glass instead of regular glass, then another to announce that all other light bulbs are inferior because they didn't cost as much.

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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little cluster...

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

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How many teenage Arnie's members does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

As many as are available, as long as the lightbulb is willing to change into something skimpier.

 

Rich, coming from a 15 year old who started a thread called "Hawtness"...:D

 

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you guys wanna play kickball.

 

I believe that joke goes thus:

 

How many kids with ADD/ADHD does it take to - PLASTIC BAG! PLASTIC BAG! PLASTIC BAG! PLASTIC BAG!

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How many omish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?

 

How many nostalgics does it take to change a lightbulb.

Four. One to change it, one to hold the ladder, and the other two to talk about how great the old one was.

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How many Arnie's members does it really take to screw in a light bulb?

 

2: Havoc continuously makes a mountain out of spam, which Crandall13 stands on until he can reach the table the lamp is on.

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