How to look like a mean, lean western-machine.

[Almabla]

First of all you'll need a cool poncho:

Poncho

 

OR:

Cheaper poncho.

 

As far as I can tell they're identical...

 

A matching hat:

Hats.

 

But the hats are a lot cheaper.

 

The striped shirt:

Shirt.

 

The rugged vest:

Rugged vest.

 

Nice boots:

Boots.

 

And, of course, a Single Action Army:

SAA.

 

Add a holster and you're ready to go:

Holsters.

 

All together it will look something like this:

 

However, such coolness comes at a price. A bloody hefty price.

Still, if you've got about 1500 USD to spare, why not give it a try?

[Full Metal Jacket]

Bloody expensive... but sooooooo nice

Damn... now I want a kit like that too

[Almabla]

If I win a lottery or something, I'll buy one.

[Vicks]

Heh nice. Should post in the gear section as well

[Almabla]

Will do.

[Buttons]

You can get signficiantly nicer handmade ponchos off ebay... They're only about $150 too.

[Full Metal Jacket]

You can get signficiantly nicer handmade ponchos off ebay... They're only about $150 too.

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It seems to me that it's pretty important for him that the poncho has that exact pattern.

[Almabla]

When you say significantly nicer ponchos, do you mean with a different design?

That wouldn't be as cool.

[Buttons]

Signfiicantly nicer = finer woven, softer/ thus more comfortable.

[Supraman]

Signfiicantly nicer = finer woven, softer/ thus more comfortable.

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Girly pants, we is hard, soft isnt cool. Be a man, with an itchy poncho!

[rhino]

And don't forget the stubble! Pointless having the gear and then strolling in clean shaven!

[shomclone]

I think you can get cream for that

 

 

Edit: God damn you rhino! neargh.

[rhino]

I think you can get cream for that

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Have you ever tried lighting a match on cream? The short hairs are easier for those "Lightin' yer Cigar" moments

[shomclone]

No you see the cream comment was supposed to go up directly behind supramans post, had nothing to do with yours. arses to my slowness.

[rhino]

ahhh... sorry...

[shomclone]

No worries, just be as inept at typing as me next time

[zootso]

you could just buy a cheap cowboy hat, and wear your dads trenchcoat...but then that wouldn't be very cool, eh?

[Maxwell]

i think all the spaggetii westerns are great films particularly the good,thebad, and the ugly. all the rest are minters too though. just thought id tell you that, for no apparant reason

 

edit:spelling spagetialosas

[SAAjack]

you would just have to practice that meaner than hell look. the one that would scare a mountain lion, and be able to come up with some really scarey phrases instantly, like the last little bit in unforgiven about killin you, killin all your friends, and burnin your house down, etc. the poncho is sweet though, much cooler than a tactical vest. - Jack