Connery Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Apparently, she's been on TV before. Asso/Andres, do you even understand what the term 'Banned' means? Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 What a *fruitcage* piece of *beep* that woman is. So if something isn't Christian, it's dark-sided. Bloody hell, it's people like that I want to kill. Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 No, if it's NOT Christian it's Dark-Sided. She's anti-everyone but her vision of god. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 They are dark sided! Dark sided! Wasn't one of the seven deadly sins Gluttony? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 I AM A GOD WARRIOR! Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 No, if it's NOT Christian it's Dark-Sided. She's anti-everyone but her vision of god. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, made a typo there. I bet she'd have fun with me. "Hi, I don't believe in god". "GET OUTTA MY HOUSE! DARKSIDED! CRUSIFICTION!" Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Wasn't one of the seven deadly sins Gluttony? Why yes, yes it was (is). I really hate people like that. Because when people thing of Christians they think of turds like that. Its ###### for the rest of us Christians. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 This is so obviously fake lol I know the woman she cuts my hair lol and she is so anti-god it's untrue (she unconverted during an anti-natel class when her catalytic converter broke down and she was forced to sacrfice her BigMac and learn about baby Jesus.) She didn't like it much and now she cuts hair with scissors (no buzzies). 'kay? Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 That.... was utterly terrifying. Link to post Share on other sites
BakaBox Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Oh, it's the fat 'ungodly' *badgeress*. Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 I <3 Asso in a ungodly fashion. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Im sorry, can someone pass me a paperbag im hper ventelating. if they are so Christian and pure, why does their daughter have a baby out of wedlock? Christians don't attack people because of what they believe. Christians don't Judge people, As for the Mother, she isn't a Christian either. A real Christian wouldn't cuss or Yell or be as Mean as she was to that family. And unfortunately, they are an extremely vocal subsection of Christianity that is creating a horrible stereotype of intolerance for the Christian community. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 if they are so Christian and pure, why does their daughter have a baby out of wedlock? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did I miss that part? Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Did I miss that part? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There Daughter has a husband and them two had a baby out fo wedlock cause they are married, if you read the last bit, it says that they had money given to em to move out. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Humans worship God. God worships Chuck Norris. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 There Daughter has a husband and them two had a baby out fo wedlock cause they are married, if you read the last bit, it says that they had money given to em to move out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I did read the last bit, and assumed that they were all children of the big scary woman. Also, whatever you said above doesn't make a lot of sense. Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Get the hell out of my house in the name of god! Link to post Share on other sites
sillyp Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 I have never seen a God Warrior so fat before...Maybe she was retired? Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Humans worship God. God worships Chuck Norris. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Simple as that. Who needs religion when we have Chuck ? Any sign of rioting, and he would roundhouse kick the ones who started it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 And God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "Say 'please.'" Link to post Share on other sites
screamin_weasel Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 "And on the 7th day God was being upgraded by Chuck Norris as he thought he needed to be "more like me" Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 When Chuck Norris drinks beer, he doesn't get drunk, the alchohol does. Link to post Share on other sites
BakaBox Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 ...One of America's great action stars of film and television is not ashamed that he's returned to the faith of this youth. Early in his life, action star Chuck Norris was reared by a strong Christian woman -- but things changed quickly. "When I got into the film world, I got sucked into the secular aspect of the entertainment field and I really drifted away from my faith," says Norris. "It's amazing -- as successful as I was as an actor, and the money and the fame, there was still something missing." Norris married a Christian woman named Gena and, through her witness, rededicated his life to Jesus Christ eight years ago. The actor says the Holy Spirit has filled the emptiness he had and has given his life new meaning. He is now an advocate for getting the Bible back into the public school curriculum. Seems like if Norris is ranked below God once again. Sad, really. Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Pffffft... "The Emptiness" is caused by not having Bruce Lee to roundhouse kick, now that he would've been able to kick his *albartroth*. Or did he kill him...? *dramaqueen tune* Link to post Share on other sites
screamin_weasel Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 hes only below God because he is actually using the monumental entity that is God as a weight training tool. you knwo the sun going up and down - thats actually gods *albatross* being lifted up and down by chuck norris. Link to post Share on other sites
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