Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Well, I know we've all been desperately worried about where KidScotland has been since he disappeared last November. But worry no more! He has returned! No, really. I'm not making this up to try and raise your hopes before cruelly dashing them, The Kid is back! Look! Frankly, I don't know how we've managed without him. So let's use this thread to pay homage to the wonder that is... KidScotland. Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Once, I had broke my leg, and Kidscotland fixed it with a paper clip, and some intense stareing, he's a medical McGyver! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland once swam in a volcano, just because he can. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 And, apparently, he's got a Tanio Koba twist barrel installed on a springer. WITH hop up. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 He's beginning to believe, he's back to save Zion, yes, he is The One. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland broke the world record for crossing the Atlantic in a plane. Big deal, I hear you say? Well, the plane had no wings. Or fuel. And KidScotland wasn't even in it. Beat that Richard *fruitcage* Branson. Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 I heard that Kidscotland acutally wrote all the Shakespears play's, and is immortal. Or maybe the fact I havnt slept in days is finally catching up with me? Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Originally, the calendar used to go 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001. The government eventually added the year 2000, in honor of the FPS of KidScotland's backup pistol. And that's when he uses 134a. In a freezer. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 He invented Finland, too. Due to their recent musical performance, Finland is now thought of by everyone as the finest country in the world. Therefore, KidScotland is amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotlands semen cures cancer Too bad he has AIDS Link to post Share on other sites
Catman Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 HE'S BACK?! OH Thank *fruitcage* for that No more sleepless nights for me Also crime figures across the world will drop by as little as 50% with this news Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland can down a pint of lager in 2 seconds, glass and all, then regurgitate the lot with an umbrella, sparkler and goldfish on top. And it comes out as champagne. Vintage champagne. Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland > (Chuck Norris + Mr. T + Sledge Hammer + Jack Bauer + MacGyver + Gary Coleman) Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland > (Chuck Norris + Mr. T + Sledge Hammer + Jack Bauer) Thank you... Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland > (Chuck Norris + Mr. T + Sledge Hammer) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> With a little MacGyver sprinkled on top Link to post Share on other sites
Catman Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 With a little MacGyver sprinkled on top <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BLASPHEMY!! I'm writing to my MP (because I like being ignored) Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland once launched a series of what he called "small fireworks". We know these better as the Apollo missions. Link to post Share on other sites
Mt_05 Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland counted to infinity, not once, no, not twice, but 3 times. (Somebody had to do it ) Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Actually, I heard that KS (as I think we can abbreviate him, unless he objects) has never counted to infinity, as he can't be bothered with such basic maths. Link to post Share on other sites
Mt_05 Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Actually, I heard that KS (as I think we can abbreviate him, unless he objects) has never counted to infinity, as he can't be bothered with such basic maths. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
n00b3r Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 I heard that KS invented the 6th dimension, and live in the 7th! Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Hiroshima wasn't nuked, KidScotland spit on it. Link to post Share on other sites
-Drake- Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Chuck Norris Kidscotland Does not Teabag the ladies He potato sacks them. wait a minute this was before my time...hangs head... Link to post Share on other sites
n00b3r Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 And on the eighth day, KS invented the Ver.8 gearbox. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland doesn't use airsoft guns. He glares at the bbs until they becme so scared they fly away at 500 fps. KS fits his eyes with TM velocity reducers in the UK. Link to post Share on other sites
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