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[AirsoftEngineer]

Sounds like an intersting project

[psg1sniperdude]

[antz]

To reiterate the point

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[phoenix360mute]

i think he wants the mods to delete it

[Sledge]

I like the basic idea of the project, but I think there's a real chance that the flux capacitor will reverse thrust into the clarkie cap, causing a negative bluetie. And then, as we can guess, it'll be jessop jessop jessop.

 

Opinions?

 

[Samm]

I like it!

[AdamLazzara]

I like the basic idea of the project, but I think there's a real chance that the flux capacitor will reverse thrust into the clarkie cap, causing a negative bluetie. And then, as we can guess, it'll be jessop jessop jessop.

 

Opinions?

 

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I like it, but if you switch the clarkie cap for a digerie cap you would be able to turn the reverse thrust into energy and create a vortex shield. And then you wont have jessop jessop jessop, you'll have jello jello jello! Much better.

[Sledge]

I still don't see how you get around the fundamental instability of an energon-fuelled transducer warping the flux capacitor into the 8th dimension.

 

And yes, I know Buckaroo Banzai managed it, but I don't think anyone here has his skill, do they?

 

[WeirdoTransvestite]

But the heat buidup caused by your digerie cap will only allow you to have jello jello jello for a few minutes, however if you reroute that through the flux plasma inducers you will create an inverse vortex shield wave, which will increase your jello jello jello time a hundred fold.

 

Sledge: simple, you have two 4th dimension flux capactors working in unison, and as we all know

4 + 4 = 8.

[AdamLazzara]

Hmmm. Never thought about the inverse vortex sheild. Perhaps if you could funnel the sheild and focus it into a beam you could use it to thus create more energy, and warp the flux capaciter back into the current dimension, thus creating a perpetual energy device!!!

[WeirdoTransvestite]

Perhaps, but only if you remember not to cross the streams.

[Sledge]

That's all well and good in theory, but one loose chronoton particle could throw the whole thing back to the Stone Age. And then where would we be?

 

[Jagdraben]

Well you could fix the whole problem with some cheese....

[WeirdoTransvestite]

We enlarge the inverse vortex shield wave, and increase output in the warp field converters, and the antimatter injectors to grab that stray chronoton out of subspace.

 

Like an outfielder catching a pop fly.

[AdamLazzara]

True. We could just take the chronoton particles and filter them into raw energy and aim it at the nearest asteroid and hope for the best!

[WeirdoTransvestite]

ARE YOU MAD, MAN?!!? That stray chronoton particle could react with the unknown elements in the asteroid and cause a third big bang!

[Sledge]

Yeah, cos "hope for the best" is a phrase I want to hear in conjunction with "enough raw energon to level half of Wales." Not that I'm opposed to levelling half of Wales, you understand.

 

[Jagdraben]

CHEESE, DAMMIT, CHEESE! Cheese is the answer. It's simple. NASA didn't listen to me, and look at what happened to the Challenger and the Columbia! Hells, they even refused to use cheese on Apollo I and Apollo XIII! Look at how those turned out! I tell ya, you need CHEESE!

[WeirdoTransvestite]

Cheese + Kidscotland = Second Big Bang

 

No, cheese is not the answer. Cheese is a chronoton absorber, we need those to release the energon and destroy half of Wales, I think. It's all a little hazy.

[Jagdraben]

Guh.

 

Well don't come kvetching to me when you kill the test subjects.

[WeirdoTransvestite]

Kill? Nah, the most we can do is send them back to a time before oxygen was on Earth. No worries, since we didn't kill them, the primordial Earth did.

[Samm]

Geordie LaForge: Wes, we're gonna need an S C M model 3 from ship's storage, can you handle that?

 

Wesley Crusher: Ohh, f*ck off.

[WeirdoTransvestite]

Everyone knows Geordi had Wes get an SCM model 4

[Jagdraben]

Well, there would be oxygen. Just not enough.

 

But I'd love to see you argue that in court. Especially before the Continuum. That'd fly as well as a mosquito crushed by a brick.