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David Hasselhoff


Tommygunn

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I take it all back, he's dire. Make it stop, please :no:

 

The videos are vaguely reminiscent of those Chechen/Taliban propaganda clips you see on milphotos sometimes. Sort of, 'My First Production Suite' quality. I half expected it to be interspliced with footage of Russian tanks blowing up and native dancing.

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After KIT was scrapped and used for spares in at the Spectrum shop: David was left with no one to give him career advice. Approached by some drunken Germans talent spotters he soon found himself in a recording studio wearing a pair of leather shorts and muttering "why's it painful to sit down?"

 

David's singing career was not as good as his driving and without a smart talking box of flashing lights and a turbo boost system which somehow managed to make the car jump 50ft in the air; David soon found that his records were only being sold in Germany and a few other countrys where no one could understand the words.

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